Renewing Our Bond
Iranian Lies, Petal Picking, Zohran Mamdani, BDS Bail, Turf War, Scared Soccer: The Weekly Conquest Week of 11.2.25 – 11.8.25
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Week of November 2, 2025
Rabbi Meir Muller and Dr. Devin Randolph
A Critical Race Theory Professor and a Chabad Rabbi walk into a room, sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it is how I spent my Thursday night. Dr. Devin Randolph and Rabbi Meir Muller made it their mission to share the parallel Jewish and Black American heritage with students around the country. It was an honor to be reminded that our historic and ironclad bond is still alive today.
Sunday 11.2
Iran says it will rebuild its nuclear facilities “with greater strength” following the U.S. strikes this past June. I am confused about why they have anything to “rebuild,” because last I heard, their Supreme Leader, Khomeini, said following the strike that it didn’t “accomplish anything significant.” [1][2]
Monday 11.3
I am imagining Congressman and Senate hopeful, Seth Moulton, picking petals off a flower, saying “he loves me, he loves me not,” because he was just reported to be courting AIPAC’s unconditional support prior to rejecting any further collaboration with the group. I guess he landed on the wrong petal. [3]
Tuesday 11.4
Zohran Mamdani is New York City’s mayor-elect. Many are uncertain of the city’s future, but there is one thing I am certain about, and that is where Mamdani’s first foreign trip won’t be. [4]
Wednesday 11.5
Norway’s nearly $2 trillion sovereign wealth fund put its BDS decree on hold. It turns out their economic model only works when their investments actually make money. [5]
Thursday 11.6
Kazakhstan is the newest member of the Abraham Accords! I am somewhat surprised, given the country’s history of clandestine operations in the U.S. conducted by one of my favorite Jews, Borat! [6]
Friday 11.7
There is a turf war happening over the future of the Republican Party. Senator Ted Cruz is the latest of the party’s elite to flatly reject the antisemitic apologism of Tucker Carlson and the neo-nazism of Nick Fuentes. [7]
Saturday 11.8
Ireland submitted a request to ban Israel from some of the world’s largest soccer competitions. They claim ideological reasons, but after losing enough soccer matches against Israelis at Camp Lavi, I think they’re just scared. [8]